Positioning: Chubby starts off making Stick uncomfortable with questions about watching adult material alone or with another, which leads to weird stories from his childhood.
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OSNAP #43: Mythbusters Did It
OSNAP: Mythbusters Did It
This week, Kevin and Merrill reel from the bizarre one-two punch of Twitter explosions this week, including the George Zimmerman verdict and the death of that 31-year-old kid from Glee. Kevin clarifies a legal concept about the Zimmerman case before clarifying some science behind Sharknado. Later, Kevin rages at Merrill about his sloppy sexual fascination with Mythbusters before moving into wacky news. Some topics discussed include racist Asian pilot names, penis-biting snakes, a Kentucky man who can’t keep his hands (and other body parts) off a pool floatie, and Apple’s compliance with pornography over-riding the marriage contract. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #39: A Rugged Time
OSNAP: A Rugged Time
This week, Merrill and Kevin bemoan the stresses of family life outside of the show. Merrill then heaps praise on his co-host for Clone Club, and Kevin immediately makes things dirty and embarrasses Merrill with a discussion of pornography storage and Facebook stalking. Things derail quickly as Kevin rants about cats and allergies before launching into a confused diatribe about whatever the hell Minecraft is and why children are watching videos made by a guy named CaptainSparklez. Things get back on track with bizarre and wacky news stories, including topics such as licking eyeballs, MegaBus masturbation and Swedish bestiality. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #33: The Wildcat!
OSNAP: The Wildcat!
This week, Merrill looks into his past and remembers how he faced his fears of roller coasters (and possibly shipped his pants in the process). Kevin wants to raise awareness about multiple social issue campaigns, including Clitoris Awareness Week and Masturbation Month. Later, Kevin weighs in on the weird meta-craziness about who the Westboro Baptist Church wants to protest now. Kevin also talks about his 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon with his kids and how his son Ben grossed him out a 3 in the morning. Finally, it’s some wacky news from Steven C., featuring ice cream turf wars, fake penis doctors and academic pornography. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #32: Pornographic Anne Frank
OSNAP: Pornographic Anne Frank
This week, Merrill explains his inexplicable habit of doing everything early and why he still needs to put music on CDs. Kevin questions Merrill’s inappropriate relationship with spreadsheets and pulls the veil back on the giant vanilla ice cream conspiracy. Later, Kevin finally weighs in on the sad happenings with the Ohio 24-Hour Science Fiction Movie Marathon, and he explains why he’s not going. Later, Kevin and Merrill look at some wacky news, including a story about a woman trying to get people to make fun of her on camera, how Anne Frank wrote pornography, whether they would try chocolate-covered portabella, why walking around naked is dangerous and, of course, a guy having sex with a dog. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #27: Good Porn Legislation
OSNAP: Good Porn Legislation
This week, Merrill confesses his love for his pharmacist, while Kevin asks the thoughtful and probing questions about whether her carpets match her drapes. Then they move on to crazy stories about having a mouse in the house (and no, that’s not a euphemism). Kevin continues to share too much by talking about his prostate and why it’s so important to shoot the shit with your doctor. Later on, they discuss the somewhat challenging question on whether it’s ethical for reviewers to have personal friendships with filmmakers. However, things swerve back into typical OSNAP territory when they highlight their crazy news story of the week, which brings a new meaning to the term “shaking the bushes.” Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #26: The Rumpelstiltskin of Penises
OSNAP: The Rumpelstiltskin of Penises
This week, Merrill shares with the audience how his spectacular week was derailed by a souffle cup of ketchup and him forgetting he had pockets in his pants. However, before all that, Kevin rages a bit about people raging about daylight savings time. Being the nature of the podcast, the conversation soon turns towards porn stars and the surprise of having them @reply you on Twitter. (Yeah, that’s a shout-out to @GingerLee.) Finally, in the ending segment, things gets all sorts of crazy with talk of stealing penises and the biology behind masturbation. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #20: Baptized Courtney Cummz
OSNAP: Baptized Courtney Cummz
Kevin and Merrill emerge victorious from Super Sunday, with Merrill triumphantly not being responsible for a football blackout and Kevin managing to watch all the live-action Superman movies with his kids. To celebrate, they start off talking about porn, in particularly whether they’d be up to the challenge of having sex with adult film actress Courtney Cummz. (Hint: Kevin thinks he would be a disaster, but mercifully the experience would be over in a matter of seconds.) Less tittillating topics of the week include Merrill encountering a mysterious goo at the grocery store and Kevin rolling the equivalent of double sixes three times in a row when dialing the phone. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #19: Not a Porn Star
OSNAP: Not a Porn Star
Kevin and Merrill kick off this week’s podcast with an in-depth discussion of J.J. Abrams and whether he’s the right fit for the new Star Wars movie. Then they move on to more random discussion, including what’s ailing Merrill’s dog and how a string of bad decisions led him to become drunk for the first time in his life. Discussion continues about the dangers of integration (regarding technology, not races, you sensitive idiots) and how it’s all a generational thing. Eventually, the talk leads to pornography and why Kevin thinks adult film actresses should be protected by teachers’ unions. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #9: Did I Just Say ‘Clitoris’?
OSNAP: Did I Just Say ‘Clitoris’?
After a grueling two-week hiatus, thanks to the devastating effects of Hurricane Sandy on the Eastern seaboard, Merrill finally returns to the Magical Studio in the Sky a bit soggy but still hopping mad. He celebrates his return by declaring there will never be a piece of technology that will throw him for a loop as he gets older. He also mispronounces the word “clitoris,” so take all that bluster with a grain of salt. Kevin seeks to enlighten Merrill on the great Peter North and how pornography actually works. The education continues with a bizarrely cogent explanation of the Electoral College. But things get crazy again in the final segment when Kevin tells the story of how old people are scared of computers and that he is still determined to make his chubby beefcake calendar. Oh, snap!
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OSNAP #5: Don’t Pee On Each Other
OSNAP: Don’t Pee On Each Other
This week on OSNAP, Kevin bullies Merrill about a variety of things, including the definition of being a bully. Kevin also lashes out at that chubby newscaster who ranted about a very polite email she got. Merrill rebuffs Kevin’s attacks by reverting to hip language that went out of style with $0.99/gallon gas prices. Not to worry… there’s some talk of poop and porn, the staples of a good OSNAP episode. Eventually, Kevin talks about how he’s going to spend his weekend and why he looks like a drunk to his father.
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OSNAP #4: F*ck Yeah, Puffy Nipples!
OSNAP: F*ck Yeah, Puffy Nipples!
This week on OSNAP, Kevin lets Merrill know that his wife actually likes the show quite a bit… until the discussion devolves into a conversation about poop and porn. That probably explains why she only listens to about ten minutes of each episode. Throughout the episode – between discussions of said poop and porn – Merrill campaigns for the podcast awards and Kevin explains the fallacy of IMDb. Other topics include Merrill getting bullied, offensive words of today, the stupidity of executives, how silly guys look naked and the legalities of strip clubs. Kevin also relays a story in which comedian Bert Kreischer introduced him to puffy nipple porn. Thanks, Bert!
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OSNAP #3: Nova Is a Scam!
OSNAP: Nova Is a Scam!
This week on OSNAP, Merrill uncovers the grand smoked salmon conspiracy and how the prices approach that of Kobe beef, pound for pound. Of course, this doesn’t come close to the price Kevin’s wife once paid for a Chipotle burrito, a story he recounts from an old Idiot Boxers episode. Later, Kevin details how the western world can combat the violence that erupts from offensive movies and cartoons about Muhammed while Merrill vents about people venting about NFL refs. Finally, they wrap up the show by talking about the signature subjects: poop and porn.