Rated R
Opens: August 26, 2016
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Episode 488 – Perfectly Enjoyable Crap
This Week: Kevin kicks things off by weighing in on the Leslie Jones hack, then takes a look at why Biblical epics are no longer a big deal with audiences. Later, he reviews the new films Don’t Breathe, Mechanic: Resurrection, Hands of Stone, Southside with You, Equity and Don’t Think Twice. Finally, he looks at the box office and offers some home cinema selections, including the favorites of The Nice Guys and Ash vs Evil Dead.
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Episode 383 – Doctor Who Sex Appeal
This Week: Before Kevin launches into the five movies to review this week, he waxes poetic about sex appeal and companions of Doctor Who, as well as wonders about a Blu-ray release of the unaltered original Star Wars trilogy. After commenting on some trailers, he reviews the line-up: If I Stay, Calvary, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, When the Game Stands Tall and To Be Takei. Later, he looks at the box office and the real reason why The Expendables 3 tanked. Finally, Kevin looks at the DVD releases and rides off into the sunset.
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'Spy Kids: All the Time in the World' DVD Review
SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD
(PG)
MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: **1/2 (out of 5)
Episode 226 – Singing Purple Monkeys in 3D
This Week: Kevin gets ready to take on the onslaught of 3D movies this weekend with the help of Emily from Gleekcast, who is fresh off of seeing the Glee: The 3D Concert Movie. (See… someone paid to see it this past week.) They ramble through a variety of topics, including gambling in Vegas, British accents and the great 80s conflict of Star Wars versus The SuperFriends. They also manage to talk about all the new movies this week, lay down a Fat Guy Five about great vampire hunters and suggest some awesome (and not-so-awesome) DVDs and Blu-rays.
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'Machete' Blu-ray Review
MACHETE
Episode 194 – The Big Fat Christmas Special 2010
On This Week’s Show: As one big fat guy plans on sneaking into your house in the middle of the night, two other fat guys seek to entertain you as they talk about the new movies of Christmas week. Of course, it’s not hard to be entertaining when you’re looking at drivel such as Little Fockers and Gulliver’s Travels. At least there’s a Coen Brothers movie in the mix with True Grit. Neil only sees the good film this week, and Kevin is so traumatized by Little Fockers that he can’t even make a good stripper joke. Finally, the Fat Guys lay down a Fat Guy Five about the most insane (and only sometimes awesome) Christmas movies out there. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas from the Magical Studio in the Sky.
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'Little Fockers' Movie Review
LITTLE FOCKERS(PG-13)
* (out of 5)
December 22, 2010
STARRING
Robert DeNiro as JACK BYRNES
Ben Stiller as GREG FOCKER
Owen Wilson as KEVIN RAWLEY
Dustin Hoffman as BERNIE FOCKER
Barbra Streisand as ROZ FOCKER
Blythe Danner as DINA BYRNES
Teri Polo as PAM FOCKER
Jessica Alba as ANDI GARCIA
Directed by: Paul Weitz
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Episode 188 – Unstoppable Morning Fatline
On This Week’s Show: After the Magical Studio in the Sky is invaded by Kevin’s kids, the Fat Guys talk a bit about alien invasions as well as runaway trains and morning news shows. Of course, Neil hasn’t seen any of the movies this week, but that doesn’t stop him from waxing poetic about Tony Scott and Jessica Alba’s boobs. Before giving their full-figured DVD and Blu-ray picks of the week, Kevin and Neil lay down a Fat Give Five in honor of the recently deceased Dino di Laurentiis.
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'Machete' Movie Review
MACHETE(R)
*** (out of 5)
September 3, 2010
STARRING
Danny Trejo as MACHETE
Robert De Niro as SENATOR MCLAUGHLIN
Jessica Alba as SARTANA
Steven Seagal as TORREZ
Michelle Rodriguez as LUZ
Jeff Fahey as BOOTH
Cheech Marin as PADR
Don Johnson as LT. STILLMAN
Lindsay Lohan as APRIL
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Directed by: Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez
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Movie Review: ‘Machete’
Rated R
Opens: September 3, 2010
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Starring: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis
Kevin says Machete kinda rocks!
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Movie Review: ‘Valentine’s Day’
Rated PG-13
Opens: February 12, 2010
Studio: New Line Cinema
Starring: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Garner and Anne Hathaway
Directed by: Garry Marshall
Kevin says Valentine’s Day kinda sucks!
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'Awake' DVD Review
AWAKE
(R)
MOVIE: *1/2 (out of 5)
DVD EXPERIENCE: *** (out of 5)
STARRING
Hayden Christensen as CLAY BERESFORD
Jessica Alba as SAM LOCKWOOD
Terrence Howard as DR. JACK HARPER
Lena Olin as LILITH BERESFORD
Christopher McDonald as DR. LARRY LUPIN
Directed by: Joby Harold
Studio: The Weinstein Company
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'The Eye' Movie Review
THE EYE(PG-13)
*** (out of 5)
February 1, 2008
STARRING
Jessica Alba as SYDNEY WELLS
Alessandro Nivola as DR. PAUL FAULKNER
Parker Posey as HELEN WELLS
Rade Serbedzija as SIMON MCCULLOUGH
Fernanda Romero as ANA CHRISTINA MARTINEZ
Rachael Ticotin as ROSA MARTINEZ
Studio: Lionsgate
Directed by: David Moreau and Xavier Palud
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'Awake' Movie Review
AWAKE(R)
*1/2 (out of 5)
November 30, 2007
STARRING
Hayden Christensen as CLAY BERESFORD
Jessica Alba as SAM LOCKWOOD
Terrence Howard as DR. JACK HARPER
Lena Olin as LILITH BERESFORD
Christopher McDonald as DR. LARRY LUPIN
Studio: The Weinstein Company
Directed by: Joby Harold
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