I’m totally jazzed! Now I can kill people with a machete, and no one will know who did it… thanks to New Line Cinema and Paramount Pictures, who sent me this snazzy hockey mask like what Jason Voorhees uses.
In came in a box, which made the eerie “shh, shh, shh, kill, kill, kill” sound when you opened it.
The box also included this nice little post card inviting me to visit Camp Crystal Lake. I think I might take them up on their offer. When is “sexin’ and drinkin’ teenager” season again? Is that before or after deer season?